Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me Monday!

Free therapy brought to you courtesy of

MckMama.

Hop on over to see what she and all the other

moms have not been doing this week.

I did not get weighed and measured at Curves

last Thursday. I was not just a little disappointed

that I have only lost one pound. I was not, however,

comforted by the fact that I've lost a total of 3.5in!

And I will not admit that after the frist 2 weeks I had lost 3.5

pounds but have since put them back on. Nope, not me!

It was totally not me and hubby who left some

~ahem~

bedroom paraphernalia

in our upstairs room where the kids go to play

video games. We are totally responsible with our

stuff and never leave it where it can be found by

the kids. It was not where we left it when we rushed

to move it, however, it was shoved under the chair.

We are not fairly certain that Ashton must have found

it and just hid it. It was not quite embarrassing.

It is not my Noah who frequently 'checks' everyone

for poo-poo. He does not grab the waistband of your

pants, yank them toward the floor, and hollar,

"Do you have poo-poo, Mommy?"

(Or Daddy, or Ashna, or Ninny, etc. None of us is safe.)

That's all I got this week...Hope you had a great Monday!

TTFN,

Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me Monday!

Created by MckMama as a way for us perfect

moms to share our perfect lives and get in some

much needed therapy in the process!

Click on over and see what she and all the other

moms have not been doing this week!

I have not been in a total funk all week. I am not moody,

weepy, or exhausted for some reason. I do not wish I could

figure out why, as no one in my house, including me, likes me

very much at the moment.

We did not finally put Emmie in a pack and play in our closet

last night. This was not a last ditch attempt to get her to

sleep better-or for Paul and I to be able to sleep in our own

bed again! We have not both been sleeping elsewhere-separately-

for much longer than I care to admit! She did not sleep through the

night, and I did not wake up with my breasts painfully tight

because she hadn't eaten since 8pm last night!!

I was not doing really well at Curves, that is, until the weekend.

Cause, you know, they're closed on weekends.

I did not totally do wonderfully last week with my eating

only to seriously blow it over the weekend. I was not thrilled,

however, when I got on the scale at Curves this morning to

discover that I had not gained any weight on my binge!!

This morning's workout did not almost kill me.

Noah is not finally showing some interest in potty training!

I am not somewhat leery of his interest. He doesn't want to

stay on the potty for extended periods of time, even AFTER

he uses the bathroom! I have not sat in the bathroom with

him for almost 30 minutes with him saying,

'I dotta dough some more, Momma. I not finish!'

At least he's trying. I guess.

That's all I've got energy for this morning. I hope everyone

had a great weekend!!

TTFN,

Not Me Monday! Get fit style!!

Welcome to Not Me Monday!

Free therapy sessions held by

MckMama!
Read on and then hop on over to see what

she and all the other moms have not done this week!

I have not been putting on weight lately. This

is supposed to be helpful to me, and it has totally not become

a weakness! I didn't take the advice on the back of the box too

far-in my defense, though, it IS there in big bold print, see??

You know you're not doing something right when you go back
for seconds on your Special K. But I wouldn't know anything
about that, ya know, cause I've never done it!
Not Me!!


In an attempt to curb my ever growning waistline, I would never
go so far as to join a place like this:

unless, of course, my MIL volunteered to keep my little ones
so that I could. Not that I would. I'm just sayin.

Armed with the knowledge that last week was my last 'free' week,
I seriously did not gorge myself all week with every single yummy
thing I could think to stuff my face with, including, but not limiting
myself to my favorites from Chili's and Olive Garden! I would never
act like a pig out of mild desperation because I knew the end of all good
food was coming. And I obviously don't have a negative attitude
towards diet and exercise. I will not have to work harder on that!

On a different note, Paul did not finally get his stitches out on
Thursday. The Dr did not give him the all clear to go back to
work today, and after having him home with me for a month, I
do not miss him terribly! I do not sort of wish that we were
indepentently wealthy so that he could be home with me all
the time!

I did not do a post everyday this weekend-a first!!! And was
not slightly disappointed that hardly anyone read them!!

I am not shamelessly pushing the weekend posts on all of you

hoping that you will go back and read them!!! Cause I would

never be so pushy! :)

Now I have to go fix the little ones lunch and go nibble on some
grass or something. The remainder of my birthday
chocolate pie is not screaming my name from the inside of
the fridge. {sigh} I won't just have to ignore it!

TTFN,