Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me Monday!

Therapy for all the perfect moms out there-

like me!

Brought to you by

MckMama
Hop on over and see she and all the

other moms are not doing this week!

We do not have 3 birthdays within the first two

weeks of August. We have not had 2 of the 3 already.

As such, I have not had ridiculous amounts of cake since

August 1. And I certainly have not eaten my weight in

chocolate cake just this weekend.

Nope. Not me!

We didn't have a slumber party for Sydney on Friday

night. There were at no point giggly girls all over my house.

And at no time did they decide to go skinny-dipping!

I was not extremely thankful that is was basically dark

outside and didn't make them stop their 'nude water ballet!!'

Seriously, people. Could I make this stuff up?!?

The girls did not start school on Wednesday. Summer

could not possibly be over, cause, ya know, it just started

last week, right?? Time totally doesn't fly.

And speaking of time not flying, Jacob did not go to school on

Friday. I know this because my Jacob could not possibly

be old enough to go to kindergarten! He's just too little!

If he had gone, which he didn't, remember, his uniform

pants couldn't possibly have been a size 3-and his polos only

a size 2!! (See!! I told you he is little!!) My little man. :)

See you again next week for the next installment!

Or not!

TTFN,