Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to my Not Me! Monday!!

A stress relieving creation of

Mckmama @ www.mycharmingkids.net

I missed last week's therapy, so I am taking

full advantage of it this week!

I totally did not brave Walmart with

6 kids (my5+Steven)

all by myself.

I have done it before, but today,

I put the little ones in one buggy,

Jacob and Steven in another,

and had one for groceries.

(The girls and I each had one)

It did not really work well!

I did not get to the register and

have the cashier stare at me like I

had 2 heads!

She did not then say LOUDLY, "You made it

through Walmart with 6 kids-by your self??

I have to give you a hand!"

Ummm...

She did not then proceed to

CLAP!

And draw lots of attention.

Are you kidding me???

Am I being punk'd??

Are there really no other large families in the area?

I didn't want to crawl under her register!

After I finished non-blushing,

I paid for my groceries and then thought maybe

I should just not take it as a complement

and be proud!

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I didn't completely freak out when Noah

showed up at the gate between the living room

and the kitchen rubbing brown stuff all over

his hands. He would never pull his diaper off,

and because I know this, I also know that

he did not take off a poopy diaper

on.my.new.rug!!!

And then play in it.

I didn't then give Noah to Paul to go clean up

and then proceed to not crawl around on

my hands and knees feeling

for poop on my rug!

I would never get that worked up about a rug!

(I really didn't find any, though, he got it

all over the blanket that he was sitting

on instead! Thank goodness!)

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I am really not enjoying the fact that

Emmie is sleeping all night!

Or that my husband has finally not joined me

back in our bed because she is sleeping!

She is in a not crib in our room for those who

were not at all curious! 7 people in a 3br house(and

Our walk-in closet is big, but not big enough

for clothes and a crib, like MckMama's must be!!)

I am also not mildly depressed that Emmie

will be turning 1 in 6 days-or that she is

walking full time now.

I would not love to know

where the year has gone...I was never

so sleep deprived as to miss what was going on!

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Well, I guess I'm not gonna go for now...

And certainly don't be watching later this week for a

Father's Day giveaway!!

YAYAYAY!!

TTFN!