Not Me! Monday!

Not Me! Monday.

This fantastic outlet for not admitting all things

that could be considered 'mom guilt' was created

by MckMama over at

My Charming Kids.

Hop on over and see what she and all the

other blog moms have not been doing this week.

Ok, I would never be unbelievably

guilt ridden for not throwing my baby a

first birthday party on her birthday. Especially when her

birthday was on a weekend day and we totally

could have had it. I was completely unbusy all last

week with Bible school every morning, and

ball games every night and just couldn't get it together!

I would not tell anyone that I seriously did not

cry my eyes out Saturday night when I put her

to bed because I didn't feel like the

worst mom on the planet.

I also would never cry my eyes out again Sunday

night when I put her to bed because I am

not in denial about the fact that she is

already a year old! And in the birthday

tribute post I did for her, I would absolutely

NOT post a HUGE belly shot from the

night before she was born.

Uh-uh! Not Me!!

After having a great week in Bible school,

I was really not just a bit happy that it was

over with! My class was wonderful, but the

getting up so early and getting everyone

dressed was too much like school days for my taste!

I was not rejoicing to read over at Kelli's blog

that several children walked the aisle Sunday morning

after hearing about Jesus all week in VBS, though,

so that doesn't make it all worth it!

Thank you, Lord!!

We did not spend the whole day (and night)

bathing suit shopping on Saturday.

I would never find a suit that I actually

liked, that made Paul whisper something blush-worthy

in my ear, and that covered all the wrong curves

only to put it back because I already have one

at home that I can still wear-even though I don't like it!

I am not so cheap that I won't by myself a new suit!!

And I do not get hives just thinking about wearing

a bathing suit in front of other people, especially

since I haven't put several pounds back on after

losing a lot of Emmie-baby weight!

I have not determined to diet before vacation,

and I would never let something as

simple as snack time at VBS to undermine it for me!

I would never!! Nope!!

I am not just a little frustrated that I am having

trouble with strikethroughs on my blog

When I try to strike out a word now, it strikes

out everything afterward too!!

It is not maddening because I have never

done it successfully many times before!

Well, that's totally not enough confession

for today!

TTFN,

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